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Kermit the Frog Sues Alex Jones For Defamation
Muppet icon, Kermit the Frog, has filed a defamation lawsuit against conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. The lawsuit comes in response to...
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Jan 71 min read
California Provides AR-15s For All Illegal Immigrants
September 18, 2029 - In the wake of growing concerns of division and racism directed toward the more than 10 million DPDNs
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Farid A.
Jan 71 min read
Leaked Apollo 11 Photo Questions NASA Narrative
July 20, 2069 - A previously undisclosed photograph from the Apollo 11 mission has surfaced on the internet, allegedly leaked from NASA's...
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Farid A.
Jan 61 min read
New Boeing 737 Max Program Stalls As Costs Increase
May 22, 2027 - Boeing executives have made the difficult decision to halt production of the fifth-generation 737 Max. A diverse team of...
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Farid A.
Jan 51 min read
Citadel Hires New Chief Strategist Natalia Peluso
March 26, 2029 - Citadel, one of the world's leading hedge funds, has appointed Natalia Peluso as its new chief strategist. Peluso, a...
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Farid A.
Jan 51 min read
January 6th Becomes National Holiday: "National Abolition of Zealous Instigators Day"
December 18, 2041 - President Michael Obama has declared January 6th as a national holiday to commemorate what they're calling "the...
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Farid A.
Jan 41 min read
Ackman Acquires Majority Stake in Harvard University
September 14, 2038 - Billionaire hedge fund manager Bill Ackman announced today that he has successfully acquired a majority stake in...
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Reggie B.
Jan 42 min read
MrBeast Donates 1.4 billion Smart Phones to Unconnected Tribes
April 18, 2030- In an effort to reach his goal of having 50% of the world's population subscribed to his channel, popular YouTuber...
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Farid A.
Jan 21 min read
Inflation Worsens: Costco Hot Dog Combo Now $4.20
September 15, 2032 - The retail giant Costco has raised the price of its legendary hot dog combo meal to $4.20 in an attempt to survive...
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Farid A.
Jan 11 min read
US Army Creates New "Special Forces" Program To Boost Recruitment
June 14, 2027 - Earlier this week, the United States Army unveiled its groundbreaking initiative to harness the untapped potential of low...
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Farid A.
Dec 311 min read
FBI Unveils New Headquarters
August 10, 2033 - Detailed plans for a new FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C., have been uncovered. According to sources familiar with...
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Farid A.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
IAU Reinstates Pluto, Calls Out Discrimination Against "Dwarf Planets"
February 18, 2030 - The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has decided to bring Pluto back into the planetary fold, citing concerns...
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Reggie B.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
Chilling Elegance: A Frozen Symphony Unveiled in Times Square
January 12, 2036 - In the heart of New York City, amidst the dazzling lights and bustling energy near Times Square, a groundbreaking...
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Reggie B.
Dec 20, 20232 min read
NFL Implements Controversial '3-Second Gaze' Penalty
March 17, 2031 - In an encouraging move that echoes compassion and awareness for players' mental well-being, The National Football League...
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Farid A.
Dec 20, 20231 min read
Ukraine Becomes 51st State After Trump Threatens Foreclosure
February 24, 2026 - In a brilliant display of statesmanship, President Donald Trump has acquired the country of Ukraine as the 51st state...
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Farid A.
Dec 19, 20232 min read
Chinese Government Unveils New "Boar Corps"
June 4, 2089 - Beijing, China - In a stunning development, the Chinese government has unveiled a new police force consisting of pig/human...
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Farid A.
Dec 18, 20232 min read
NYC to Demolish Statue of Liberty
October 28, 2086 - In a final attempt at cosmic justice, the New York City Council has voted to remove the iconic Statue of Liberty from...
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Farid A.
Dec 17, 20231 min read
Climate Activist Greta Thunberg Dead At 94
December 7, 2097 - In a poetic twist that echoes the lifelong passion of renowned climate activist Greta Thunberg, the world mourns the...
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Farid A.
Dec 17, 20232 min read
Bayer Issues Voluntary Recall Nationwide of Cricket Flour
August 19, 2032 - In a surprising turn of events, Bayer, a prominent biotech company, has issued a nationwide recall of its cricket flour...
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Farid A.
Dec 17, 20232 min read
Barnes & Nobel Closes Last Location
February 27, 2052 - In a poignant moment for literary enthusiasts, Barnes & Noble, the iconic bookstore chain, has announced the closure...
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