Farid A.
The New Middle East, US Moves Conflict to Chicago Area
October 7, 2101 - In an effort to decrease military spending, the United States government has decided to relocate the epicenter of...
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Reggie B.
Feb 52 min read
Black History Month Now Positive Affirmations of Persons of Color Month
January 28, 2064 - Black History Month is set to be reimagined this month, evolving into "Positive Affirmations of Persons of Color...
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Browning K.
Jan 282 min read
Mt. Rushmore Demolished in the Name of Slavery Reparations
June 19, 2065 - After much discussion on more ways to further repair the damage done by slavery in the early years of our nation, and...
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Farid A.
Jan 242 min read
Operation Gator-Aid, Texas Mobilizes New Troops to Secure Border
December 29, 2045 - Faced with increasing migrant crossings, the Governor of Texas has announced a unique partnership between the Texas...
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Browning K.
Jan 242 min read
Nicotine and Coffee Regulations Sparked Second American Civil War
July 4, 2176 - Recent studies from a group of university students has found that the Second American Civil War was not actually...
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Farid A.
Jan 212 min read
CIA Releases ROBBIN' 2.0, Aims to Rebuild Trust with Minorities
December 19, 2075 - The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has unveiled its latest security drone, set for release next February during...
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Reggie B.
Jan 182 min read
Globalist Elite's Depopulation Plan Foiled by Amish
July 18, 2047 - Unconfirmed reports arriving from Lancaster, PA, are reporting that the Elite's plan for depopulating the earth is facing...
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Reggie B.
Jan 131 min read
3/5 Compromise: Proposed Bill Limits White Vote, Boosts Minority Representation
April 18, 2083 - Congresspeople in the House of Representatives have proposed a new bill aimed to empower those who are facing the...
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Reggie B.
Jan 132 min read
"Snow Has Always Had a Melting Point of 46°F " Scientists Say
January 23, 2046 - In response to a recent viral video which highlighted the fact that snow does not seem to melt as quickly as it did...
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Farid A.
Jan 111 min read
Congress Expands Bureau's Scope, Creates New ATF+
July 1, 2072 - Congress has approved an act broadening the powers of the ATF in response to rising concerns about national security,...
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Farid A.
Jan 111 min read
NYC Partners With Carnival To House Migrants Aboard Ships
September 1, 2060 - Mayor of New York City, Erika Eve, announced a partnership today with Carnival Cruise Line to provide housing for...
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Reggie B.
Jan 92 min read
Boeing Unveils Plans For New Make-A-Wish Airliner
March 8, 2032 - In response to complaints from concerned protesters regarding the lack of inclusion in the company, Boeing has announced...
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Reggie B.
Jan 71 min read
California Provides AR-15s For All Illegal Immigrants
September 18, 2029 - In the wake of growing concerns of division and racism directed toward the more than 10 million DPDNs
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Farid A.
Jan 51 min read
January 6th Becomes National Holiday: "National Abolition of Zealous Instigators Day"
December 18, 2041 - President Michael Obama has declared January 6th as a national holiday to commemorate what they're calling "the...
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Farid A.
Jan 41 min read
Ackman Acquires Majority Stake in Harvard University
September 14, 2038 - Billionaire hedge fund manager Bill Ackman announced today that he has successfully acquired a majority stake in...
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Farid A.
Jan 21 min read
Inflation Worsens: Costco Hot Dog Combo Now $4.20
September 15, 2032 - The retail giant Costco has raised the price of its legendary hot dog combo meal to $4.20 in an attempt to survive...
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Farid A.
Jan 11 min read
US Army Creates New "Special Forces" Program To Boost Recruitment
June 14, 2027 - Earlier this week, the United States Army unveiled its groundbreaking initiative to harness the untapped potential of low...
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Farid A.
Dec 311 min read
FBI Unveils New Headquarters
August 10, 2033 - Detailed plans for a new FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C., have been uncovered. According to sources familiar with...
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Reggie B.
Dec 29, 20232 min read
Chilling Elegance: A Frozen Symphony Unveiled in Times Square
January 12, 2036 - In the heart of New York City, amidst the dazzling lights and bustling energy near Times Square, a groundbreaking...
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Farid A.
Dec 18, 20232 min read
NYC to Demolish Statue of Liberty
October 28, 2086 - In a final attempt at cosmic justice, the New York City Council has voted to remove the iconic Statue of Liberty from...
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