Browning K.
Tucker Carlson's Latest Interview Genghis Khan
February 8, 2052 - Famed journalist Tucker Carlson has reportedly arranged an exclusive interview with none other than Genghis Khan, the...
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Farid A.
Feb 62 min read
The New Middle East, US Moves Conflict to Chicago Area
October 7, 2101 - In an effort to decrease military spending, the United States government has decided to relocate the epicenter of...
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Reggie B.
Feb 52 min read
Black History Month Now Positive Affirmations of Persons of Color Month
January 28, 2064 - Black History Month is set to be reimagined this month, evolving into "Positive Affirmations of Persons of Color...
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Farid A.
Feb 32 min read
New Evidence Questions Cause of Failed Polar Expedition
March 29, 2112 - A recently unearthed photograph has surfaced, depicting members of Robert Scott's ill-fated 1912 Terra Nova expedition...
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Browning K.
Jan 282 min read
Mt. Rushmore Demolished in the Name of Slavery Reparations
June 19, 2065 - After much discussion on more ways to further repair the damage done by slavery in the early years of our nation, and...
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Farid A.
Jan 271 min read
Fannie Mae Introduces New 75 Year Mortgage for First Time Homebuyers
June 16, 2040 - In an effort to address the ever-rising interest rates and inflation, Fannie Mae has unveiled a new 75-year mortgage...
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Farid A.
Jan 242 min read
Operation Gator-Aid, Texas Mobilizes New Troops to Secure Border
December 29, 2045 - Faced with increasing migrant crossings, the Governor of Texas has announced a unique partnership between the Texas...
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Browning K.
Jan 242 min read
Nicotine and Coffee Regulations Sparked Second American Civil War
July 4, 2176 - Recent studies from a group of university students has found that the Second American Civil War was not actually...
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Reggie B.
Jan 221 min read
FAA Reports "Disintagration of Engine Completly Normal"
May 19, 2057 - Recent reports of increased engine failures and emergency landings, has led to the FAA issuing the following statement....
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Farid A.
Jan 212 min read
CIA Releases ROBBIN' 2.0, Aims to Rebuild Trust with Minorities
December 19, 2075 - The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has unveiled its latest security drone, set for release next February during...
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Reggie B.
Jan 182 min read
Globalist Elite's Depopulation Plan Foiled by Amish
July 18, 2047 - Unconfirmed reports arriving from Lancaster, PA, are reporting that the Elite's plan for depopulating the earth is facing...
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Farid A.
Jan 141 min read
Nikki Haley Appointed as CEO of Stark Industries
October 17, 2033 - Former ambassador to the UN and failed presidential candidate Nikki Haley, has been appointed as the new CEO of Stark...
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Farid A.
Jan 141 min read
Mojang Studios Beta Tests MINECRAFT IRL in Africa
November 18, 2031 - As revenue from its classic Minecraft game has fallen, Mojang Studios has announced a beta release of its new...
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Farid A.
Jan 142 min read
Remembering MLK: Legendary Minister, Activist, and Philosopher
January 15, 2029 - As the nation commemorates Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we take a moment to reflect on the enduring legacy of a civil...
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Reggie B.
Jan 131 min read
3/5 Compromise: Proposed Bill Limits White Vote, Boosts Minority Representation
April 18, 2083 - Congresspeople in the House of Representatives have proposed a new bill aimed to empower those who are facing the...
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Reggie B.
Jan 132 min read
"Snow Has Always Had a Melting Point of 46°F " Scientists Say
January 23, 2046 - In response to a recent viral video which highlighted the fact that snow does not seem to melt as quickly as it did...
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Farid A.
Jan 111 min read
Congress Expands Bureau's Scope, Creates New ATF+
July 1, 2072 - Congress has approved an act broadening the powers of the ATF in response to rising concerns about national security,...
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Farid A.
Jan 111 min read
NYC Partners With Carnival To House Migrants Aboard Ships
September 1, 2060 - Mayor of New York City, Erika Eve, announced a partnership today with Carnival Cruise Line to provide housing for...
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Reggie B.
Jan 92 min read
Boeing Unveils Plans For New Make-A-Wish Airliner
March 8, 2032 - In response to complaints from concerned protesters regarding the lack of inclusion in the company, Boeing has announced...
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Reggie B.
Jan 81 min read
Federal Reserve Outsources Printing To China
December 23, 2033 - The Federal Reserve has reportedly begun outsourcing its printing operations to China since ink supplies in the US...
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