August 10, 2033 - Detailed plans for a new FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C., have been uncovered. According to sources familiar with the matter, the FBI hopes that this renovation will reshape the public's perception of the organization which has suffered from decades of mismanagement and countless botched investigations.
Subtle details of the building's exterior seem emphasize the organization's commitment protecting American citizens from discrimination and other dire threats such as hate crimes and violent speech. No expense has been spared in communicating the organizations core values through clever architectural symbolism.
The crowning jewel of this peculiar design is the prayer room, where agents are encouraged to attend mindfulness sessions, regardless of their religious affiliation, for the standard 2 minutes of worship.
While the proposed plans have not been approved by Congress, the public sentiment in favor of the new design seems to be largely positive. It remains to be seen whether or not a rebranded FBI can win back the hearts and minds of the American people who have long distrusted the nation's top law enforcement agency.