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Writer's pictureReggie B.

Boeing Unveils Plans For New Make-A-Wish Airliner

March 8, 2032 - In response to complaints from concerned protesters regarding the lack of inclusion in the company, Boeing has announced plans for a new airliner designed by their strategically hired recruits from Make-A-Wish Foundation.



However within hours, a leaked photo of the plans surfaced on the controversial website 4-Chan. Concerns about safety issues began spreading when it was discovered that the plans for the new airliner were drawn in a connect-the-dots booklet.


An interview with 8 year old Bracket Bowen, highlighted the effort that Boeing is putting forth to retake its place as one of the leading companies championing diversity and inclusion. "I am very happy that I was able to make my dream come true of designing a big plane. It was very fun to draw on the paper and then to see them build what I was drawing. I like that they made the nose of the plane shaped like a giraffe like I drew. I am very excited to be able to help build a plane that lots of people will fly on," he said. Bracket and his dad were later seen boarding an Airbus A320 on an American Airlines flight back home.


Boeing CEO Margret Kinsley later announced in an interview, "We are very excited to bring the new Boeing 504 onto the market. Each one of our engineers and manufacturers has a great desire for this project to be a success, which guarantees the safety of the airliner. It is my hope that each one involved in this project will remember this experience for the rest of their lives. We are currently in discussion with the FAA on the steps we need to take and the legislation that needs to be passed in order to legally be able to fly this airliner without compromising the details and wishes of the engineers."

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